Valentine's Day is a day of spreading the message of love and affection. Celebrated throughout the world on 14th February every year, this day was named after Saint Valentine of Rome who was martyred in AD 269. It's beautiful when you express your love to your beloved and Valentine's Day is the best day when you get a reason to share some great moments with them. It's more beautiful when you express your feelings to them in a light hearted and humorous way. With these humorous quotes given below, celebrate the day of love with a big smile on your face.
Funny Valentine's Day Sayings
This Valentine's Day, celebrate love with your near and dear ones and laugh out loud with these funny Valentine's Day quotes.
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
- “There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart!” - Melanie Griffith
- “Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.” – Anonymous
- “I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” - Rita Rudner
- “Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.” - Mae West
- “The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud
- “Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” - Samuel Johnson
- “A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.” - Don Fraser
- “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” - Agatha Christie
- “I want to fall for you but I'm not sure you will catch me?” – Anonymous
- “Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.” - Albert Einstein
- "Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." - Phyllis Diller
- "The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love." - Margaret Atwood
- "No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along." - Joyce Brothers
- "Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." - Unknown
- "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" - Lily Tomlin
- "I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” - Tracy Smith
- “Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” - Anonymous